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British.... because |
Only in Britain... can you get a pizza to your house
faster than an ambulance.
Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk
all the way to the back of the shop to get their
prescriptions while people can buy cigarettes at the
front.
Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a DIET coke.
Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and
chain the pens to the counters.
Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of
pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower
in the garage.
Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in
front of a skating rink.
NOT TO MENTION...
3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on
their tongue.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives
instead of screwdrivers.
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas
tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after
cracker pulling
18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper
with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out
of control Scalextric cars.
And finally.........
In 2000, eight Brits cracked their skulls whilst throwing
up into the toilet.
RULE BRITANNIA!!
Oh what joy to be British!! |
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